This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Alive.
So much puke
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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