I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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