I hope mine doesn't look like that
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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