Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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