remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
In America we eat man semen.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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