At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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