is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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