Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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