You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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