Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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