Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
