I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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