I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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