Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
third nipple confirmed
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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