Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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