if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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