You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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