Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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