Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
