I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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