The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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