Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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