he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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