So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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