Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
now i know why i became what i already was.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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