Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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