After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Randomize
