I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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