There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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