But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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