TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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