Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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