If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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