Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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