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dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
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