She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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