Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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