Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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