from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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