I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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