If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We're too hungover to prance.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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