Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
id be glad to
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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