We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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