he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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