is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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