Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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