I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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