the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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