normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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