we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
