Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
how does that bad decision feel?
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