this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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