I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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