GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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