we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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