u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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