i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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