It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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